"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
I took this advice to heart and looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off:
1) the bottom half of the "Arrogant Frog" Cabernet Sauvignon bottle,
2) the dregs of a rather fine bottle of "Cardinal Zin"(fandel),
3) the remainder of the "Bailey's Irish Cream" bottle,
4) the last bottle of "Buzzard Breath Ale" in the fridge,
5) a leftover package of "Oreos",
6) the remainder of my old "Prozac" prescription,
7) the last two fingers in a bottle of 18-year-old "Glennfidich" single-malt scotch whisky,
8) a half-eaten "Sara Lee" frozen French strawberry cheesecake,
9) the fragments left behind in the bottom of a honey and roasted garlic premium kettle cooked bag of "Miss Vickie's" potato chips,
10) the balance of a box of Black Magic chocolates.
